National Timberland Appreciation Day by @MilfGod

 

    Remember the first day your uncle got out of jail & came to stay with you & your family? Remember all the stories he shared about eating canned calamari & what household items he knows how to sharpen to a lethal point? No.... Then go read another blog because you clearly ain't real. But for those of you that were as lucky as me to have family in the prison system, it's a celebration. I don't know how long DMX been home, nor do I care because he's still locked up in my head. In the piece of history placed above this text lies a man that has beat a crack addiction (for now), uses NYC condoms & is one of the worst actors ever... but he raised all of us. Let's all watch Uncle Earl pop shit about hip-hop's tooth fairy, Drake, as well as Ricky "The Hamburglar" Rozay & Jesus Christ himself, Hov.