Reasons Women Are Not Smarter Than Men - @Dondonboi

Alright, listen up women, yall claim to be smarter than men and running around screaming how smart yall are but lets see if that is really true?

1. How come yall cant seem to realize a nigga just dont give a decimal of fucks about you?
I know a girl who has a "boyfriend" and i put that in quotes because she really has a master instead of a "boyfriend". This nigga has been caught red handed cheating but the nigga gets rewarded WITH MORE PUSSY FROM THE SAME GIRL.....Ok so if a nigga cheats that bitch gets momentarily mad but all he had to do is sweet talk and kiss her on the neck and the bitch is parking his penis in her pussy again. Girls will downgrade their morals just to feel 'loved' but yall smarter than us tho

2. Girls scream, and dont argue
Girls dont really argue, cuz an argument is when two people lay their ideas and try to find a solution. Bitches dont do that.....You ever give a bitch a logical answer and she just starts screaming random bullshit to distract ur brain from the real problems....JUST IGNORE THAT BULLSHIT CUZ SHE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING. MEN ARGUE WITH LOGIC, BITCHES JUST SCREAM AND THINK WITH THEIR FEELINGS. Any person who thinks with their heart is clearly a neanderthal of a human being, why do u possess a brain then??

3. Women love acting like they know everything
You ever catch a bitch thinkin she know sports, rap, sneakers, etc...She might start rambling that she knows rap music but when u start asking her questions about great rappers, she gives u songs that are only singles. How can you judge a rapper from just 'singles'....thats when i realize bitches do no research, they just watch TV and Radio. They love acting like they have no time to listen to albums and do research but have time to watch dumb ass reality shows that dumb down their brains.
(ANY BITCH WHO SAY MIAMI HEATS, IS ALSO A MORON...HOW CAN HEAT BE PLURAL??...AGAIN BITCHES ARE DUMB)

in conclusion bitches arent really that smart, they are just great detectives and schemers, but they dont build, invent, create nothing that has made men and women progress as human beings.....give me one invention that a women created... (arguments, drama, babies dont count lmao).


NOW GET BACK TO YOUR POSTS (KITCHENS) AND INVENT ME A MVP TYPE SANDWICH :)

Lil' Wayne And His Fans...Aliens? - @TweetsMeetEvil

Huddle up niggas, huddle up. By now I'm positive that all people with a working nervous system have stopped or limited their consumption of Lil' Wayne lyrics in the year 2012. However there are some people (aliens) who choose to be an insolent moron and listen to Young Tuna Salad religiously, and I am not okay with this one bit.

So I was in the car with my friend today and the fuck boy X 4 *Rick Ross voice* plugged his I-Pod in, and played Wayne's "Racks" freestyle and by the time I heard "Eat that pussy like cold pizza" I had enough and asked why are you making me suffer for?...I gave you your gas money. But Anyways, he then went on to say "Weezy the best rapper I don't care what you think", I then asked politely if he could Gucci Mane my ass the entire fuck outta the vehicle.

I went home and gave all of this some deep thought and asked myself a series of questions like shit...

A. Do Weezy fans hear what the rest of us are listening to?
B. Do they feel some type of guilt that he is garbage juice and are only pretending to like him?
C. Has he brainwashed them to the point where they can't let go?
D. Are They Aliens?
E. All Of The Above

Well, I thought about this really hard....and the only logical answer would be choice D, please lemme explain brah.

No human being born on planet Earth will find Lil' Tuna Casserole's music to be TOLERABLE....only an alien from outerspace can sit there and enjoy this shit like its all kosher and not be diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy b no fucking way. What made me realize that my theory is 100% right would be the discovery I stumbled upon in Wayne's music itself.

Wayne has said numerous times that "We are not the same I am Martian".....could this be the truth? Is he from another planet? Does he know Invader Zim personally?? who knows. But what put the icing on the cake was the fact he had and album in 2010 titled "I Am Not A Human Being." The proof is in the pudding right there booboo. Also, why was the album released digitally first? hmmm raises eyebrows indeed.

Can't tell if Wayne fans have either been already been aliens from birth or turned into one as they got deeper into his "music" but all I know is that they are not from this world...they are ALIENS, and have the brain capacity of monsters n beings in Chalkzone.

the bumass 2012 XXL Freshman list - @jesusxdon

smfh

Slaughterhouse - Hammer Dance

New Slaughterhouse with Mr. Fade In The Shade himself warning his twitter enemies & bullies that even though he may get smacked up by Wu-Tang & a couple exes, he does in fact keep the weapon on him. Okay...
 


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DJ Drama feat. Jeezy, T.I., Luda & Future - We In This Bitch

New DJ Drama equipped with Jeezy ad libs, weak T.I. punchlines & of course a tone deaf Future hook. Enjoy!



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“Fighting Over Hoes” - @KaeWAHHHN

What’s good yall its Kae and we gotta get serious for a moment. There’s going 2 be a point in your relationship where you have 2 fight over or for your lady……………SIKE nigga you should never fight over no hoe that’s that fuck nigga shit. And I know what yall thinking “but Kae what if a nigga just disrespects your girl while yall out or something.” Now lets think about this Why would a nigga just randomly disrespect my girl that MUST mean my ho was out in these streets Talking reckless 2 some niggas which led 2 her getting disrespected now the bitch probably thought I was gonna stick up for her ass so she wanted 2 talk shit 2 Ray Ray And Them and for that the inconsiderate bitch deserves whatever ass whooping them nigga give 2 her.

And I know what yall nigga is thinking “if I fight for her now imma get some pussy later” WRONG the bitch is gonna thank you for fighting for her but lets be real you just fought for her nigga you face probably bleeding nshit and she don’t no hoe want a nigga drippin blood all on her sheets nshit. How you gone try 2 maneuver in the pussy while holding ya face cuz ol boy punched the shit outta you??? So yall can dead that myth that aint getting you no pussy

Now I know society has painted this picture that your suppose 2 be a superhero and protect these hoes and you even hear it in songs nshit. The nigga Burno Mars said “ I’ll catch a grenade for you” that Nigga is Dumb As FUCK!! I wouldn’t catch a Nerf Football for you worthless hoes let alone a grenade or a fade FUCK OUTTA HERE who the fuck do you think you are expecting shit like that?? Bitch you better pick up some Billy Blanks VHS’s and learn how 2 defend yaself. In the words of wayne “never save a hoe she better ask Souljaboy 2 Superman” hoe you got hands and feet make em work for ya my nigga. Im out

These be the kinda girls I like

kanye west gay - @jesusxdon

fat jaw neck ass he a genius though

Wale is The Worst Rapper of all time - @jesusxdon

his dreads grow faster than his lyrical growth

Punk ass r&b singer "The Weeknd" - @jesusxdon

someone get this nigga a goddamn bed bath and beyond gift card

fuck the bible - @jesusxdon

niggas still be really reading The Bible? really? that fictional children's book? that book that has been proven again and again to be written by men? really?

and niggas really still be going to church?

why people actually believe the Bible is beyond me. and why people actually believe there was a such thing as a man who died for our sins is totally not kosher. so wait wait I'm supposed to believe some white guy with blue eyes with a Layzie Bone figure died on some addition sign for our sins. fuck he do that for? especially when we sure as hell aint ask him to.

so now we're living in the present time with these religious weird ass motha fuckers in my face with their nutri-grain breath talkin bout "jesus died for your sins you owe him" pause the movie i dont owe that nigga a goddamn thing i aint ask him to do that shit.

oh oh wait so if I don't dedicate my life to him im going to hell? yeah thats not vindictive AT ALL. way to go jesus christ you have the sole of a bitter ass Angela Bassett. you probably listen to Keyshia Cole CDS in a purple dress in some cave all alone, mad as hell that there's niggas like me in this world.

there is no jesus christ. there is a God. God has many meanings at least to me.

but watch this stupid ass niggas come on here saying im going to hell or call me blasphemous, like they wasnt fucking some bitch the night before or like they weren't drinking their ass off two nights ago.

i used to be a bible freak. i used to be a hardcore christian. so you can't come at me sideways about this subject. i been through it all and it's a crock of shit. it put me through raw misery in several different ways. it was times i woke up an had to question who i was because I had that gay ass bible leading my life. I use Bible pages to clean my foamposites now in 2012. the fuck outta here. i don't blame athiests at all.

there is no hell. there is no heaven. like malcolm x said, hell is on earth. you cannot go to africa and tell the starving ass children "oh theres still hell after this if you dont do good" nigga they are already in hell. starving to death. thats rock bottom for them. hell is what alot of people are in right now. thats why some of them commit suicide. because they are in hell. when we die, our bodies rot but our energy never dies. what happens to our energy? idk. i would like to think there is an after life. but who knows. but yeah there is no hell or heaven you might as well purposely have someone knock you the fuck out so you can collect your teeth and put them under your pillow so you can anticipate dead presidents under your pillow in the morning if you believe that shit.

yeah the bible has some good lessons ... but yeah i get good lessons from movies and just life in general also. so why am i reading this shit again. im not gonna make my life based on some fucking storytime book written by some dirty stinky ass prophets from the BC times. it just not happening. you have a better chance of seeing Lil B on pandora

lets be realistic here. snakes can talk now? really bible? goddamn

how about we all get along regardless of our religion? but im a realist and i know that will never happen because christians are the dumbest people in this entire universe.

i remember some black bitch said "jay-z, prince and michael jackson are untalented trash music. their music doesn't praise the word of God." really bitch? so your religion is blinding you from recognizing art? you're judging music by religion and subject matter now? instead of the beats, lyrics, art? i was searching for a jolly rancher for that bitch to choke on

christianity is a crock of shit. and i'd advise you christians to use your brain and see that.

and there is no jesus. i am je$us

oh yeah and you christians stop recommending to those stupid ass christian rappers I swear that shit makes me wanna listen to Shea Davis as an escape route

@jesusxdon

I'm a Presbyterian... I don't eat beef

#DomSystem (Part 1): Why I Listen To Dom Kennedy by @MilfGod

     It's 2012, and I'm still listening to "II: From The Westside, With Love" once a day. This shit is to niggas that like pussy what "Kush and OJ" was to niggas that love weed. It ain't even like he's a lyrical genius or anything. He's far from it. He just picks beats well & flows over them effortlessly (usually). "Blunt after you just got off work" music. "Getting dressed before heading out" music. "Shorty about to come over so you lighting incense" music. 


    Aside from all that, I fuck wit his music for another reason. One thing I've noticed this Dominic character likes to stress is that he can fuck any bitch that he wants to. I say shit like that all the time. Not like THAT, but it's similar. Is it wrong to feel like that though? Hell fucking no. It's stupid to think otherwise. 

   Pussy is nothing but a gym locker. You got the combo, you're in. Some chicks leave their locker open... some prefer to go all out and buy a lock that requires keycard access & a retinal scan (we call that marriage). But most just have the regular Master Lock that cost $5. Nothing wrong with that. 


   One thing I've noticed is that EVERY female wants you to think they have the retinal scan joint. Why? Because females like to lie to themselves. That's just what they do. I like to shock them a little bit. I just tell them "I can fuck you". Whether I have to leave out an "lol jk" or keep a straight face, their reaction is always priceless. They either smile like crazy, get "offended" and act as if I disrespected them or they'll laugh. And if she laughs, I automatically know that if she didn't want to fuck me before, she damn sure does now. Fuck you laughing for unless you want some dick? 


    Being that I can make witty jokes on the fly, I can make any bitch laugh. I keep their funny bones in my back pocket. Actually, I can manipulate any woman's emotions. No woman can stay mad at me for longer than I need her to. As crazy as this shit sounds, it's actually fucking true. Y'all see it all the time. Being funny doesn't mean u can automatically make her laugh, however. You could be an annoying fuck. Don't be that. Make HER the annoying one with her socially awkward laugh at your jokes & mannerisms, thus making the rectangular prism is yours.


    I'll follow up on the true execution of the #DomSystem next week. I just wanted to give y'all something to think about when you see a bitch with Lubingtons chilling in VIP thinking she'd never fuck with you. She will. You can fuck that fake Lubington from Canal St. wearing bitch. I mean Biggie "Black, Fat & Ugly" Smalls married Faith "Fairskinned Yellabone" Evans. If he can fuck her, I can fuck you.... especially if you reverse the complexions. 

 "That first Biggie Smalls album stay in my car" -DOM K.

                                       


(to be continued.....)


 P.S.: Happy B-Day @bizbaby !
   

Don't Believe The Hype @AssholeOfDaYear

"They killing niggas for jays, that's death over designer." - The Albino Donkey

           All cliche J. Cole the sad clown corniness aside, this line is true. Though he does fit the stereotype of the typical soft nigga who'd think twice about even cutting a line, he's right. Is taking a life over a pair of kicks really worth it? And what exactly causes someone to drop all morals & nobility like they're Lupe in the LASERS studio sessions? Can dying over shoes even be compared to the tragedy that was Lupe's last album? No, but I'll try to use as much dramatization as possible to make it seem at least half as bad.

First & foremost, sneaker heads are NOT new. The hype for kicks may be crazier than ever now but shit has been going on for decades.  

Niggas was outchea!

Back when Allen Iverson was dominating & niggas got the fishbones braids they kept in for a year straight so they can have the Nap Fro x Cornrow combo he had.  

Niggas was outchea!

Back when nobody was fighting over footwear but Nelly said he was stomping in his "Err Force Ones" so everyone showed up with band aids on they face like they already caught the fade.

Niggas was outchea! 

But nah sahn, most logical minded sneaker heads ain't putting their life on the line for a new release every other week. Honestly no matter how hard you think you are, nobody is trying to show up at heavens gate & God hit you with an annoying ass pound sign ButYouGotDemJaysThough hashtag, got the angels hoes RT'n & 'lmao'ing all in your cloud space. Hell nah. But see it's an invisible aura in the air. A little "unfuckwitable" juice you feel you'll have with them new sneaks cus you know everybody & they momma uncle cousin want them too. But where does this, as we call now, "hype" come from? We need some fucking answers right yo? Right.

To be fair, hype been here way before the shoes came. Niggas was smacking harlots & shutting the churches down when the first edition of the Bible dropped, historical fact. 

When Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb bitches were dropping on they knees at night to suck the dick they couldn't even see in front of them for a new lamp, historical fucking fact. 

But in this day & time we have the celebrities to thank for 85% of the hype. Be it the "Too sexy for my SKIRT" KanYeezy's or Lil' Weezy 'F is for Fuzzy space boots' Baby's... the industry sadly controls 85% of the hype. Even Wale has time to put his squeegee down after a hard day of washing Maybachs to show off a new kick or two. Now the other 35% is niggas wanting shit because other niggas want the shit. Luckily, most of yall can't read & furthermore are FAR from fucking mathematicians so I don't have to worry about my percentages being calculated or questioned but yo… What kind of G-A-Y blood type, Galaxy Foamposite sparkles running through the veins, fairy dusted flaming faggot is gonna make their fashion decisions based solely on what the general population of men like? Am I saying all hype beasts are gay? No but you are under Ja Rule saying jail is a wonderful place quotation marks with the bold & underline "SUSPECT" for that. And the camping out for weeks with other men part? Not helping your case at all sahn.

       The sneaker game done changed though. The murdering over shoes part ain't even about being hardbody & what not anymore cus niggas actually had better reason to kill each other back in the day. See back in the day, at least niggas would wait until the jays were on their feet before they fought to the death over them due to missteps in the club & the occasion drink spill. The good old days. These new kids just don't give a fuck because they are mentally incapable of thinking in general I've come to believe. The insane & idiotic are more likely to kill than the genuine gangster. Any form of human being who can take in a Nicki Minaj song from start to finish fits that category so I'm not fucking with these new niggas. If someone can recite to you a 2012 YMCMB verse & refer to it as "lyrical" then you should be in fear of your life at that moment regardless of your religion. These are the heathens waiting outside for these jordans these days yo. They got Tyga on the iPod, sharp objects in their pocket & a not so sharp anything in their heads if you understand me sahn. I can vouch for this since I listened to Tyga album the other day & the rhymes destroyed so many brain cells that last night I was willing to kill niggas for the Lebrons like they were the Cleveland Cavaliers future seasons. Without a 2nd thought yo. But the opportunity never presented itself, lucky for me. Although I did run into one guy. Unfortunately wrong sneakers but that is neither here nor there so I'll end that subject now due to possible parole violations & pending court cases. Also my best court suits are in the cleaners so I couldn't even go through all that at this time. 

   DON'T GET ME WRONG! Overall I'm not saying I condone violence. I mean, HEY! It's not like this is the first time someone died over something stupid.

                We as a black community need to do better. No, I'm not about to hit you with the "pay child support" ... "wait in lines for voting instead of shoes" & all that other Uncle Tom shit. But I will say it's 2012 & we still fit every single stereotype we were part of in the 1990's (Besides the KFC one which makes me angry because there's clearly better chicken out there but I'll save that for another discussion). In conclusion, don't be a faggot & buy shoes just because everyone else wants to buy those shoes. With that said, stay safe out there. Much love, ignorance & blackieness to you & yours. 

Aite, I'm out!

#iGotThemFoamsTho

National Timberland Appreciation Day by @MilfGod

 

    Remember the first day your uncle got out of jail & came to stay with you & your family? Remember all the stories he shared about eating canned calamari & what household items he knows how to sharpen to a lethal point? No.... Then go read another blog because you clearly ain't real. But for those of you that were as lucky as me to have family in the prison system, it's a celebration. I don't know how long DMX been home, nor do I care because he's still locked up in my head. In the piece of history placed above this text lies a man that has beat a crack addiction (for now), uses NYC condoms & is one of the worst actors ever... but he raised all of us. Let's all watch Uncle Earl pop shit about hip-hop's tooth fairy, Drake, as well as Ricky "The Hamburglar" Rozay & Jesus Christ himself, Hov. 

bitches part 1 - @jesusxdon

bitches part 1

they say chivalry doesn't exist anymore. mostly women say that shit. but fail to realize they were the main ones who killed it . no nigga wants to hold a door open for a bitch who isn't gonna give the nigga genuine show of appreciation. thats just human nature. you can't fight human nature. i mean yeah women are the "queens" of this world, but uh yeah .. you bitches definitely abused the title. it started with that stupid ass woman's lib shit. and all that stupid ass "independent woman" bullshit philosophy.

bitch .. if you wanna be independent .. why the fuck is your fork on my plate

if you wanna be independent .. why are you calling for help when you are about to go into labor

fuck outta here

ladies ... any man that holds the door open for you who is not your husband, son or grandson, is a homosexual who is not to be trusted. so dont even bother giving him the time of day.

niggas .. do NOT hold the door open for any bitch that is not your mother, grandmother or daughter or wife of 20 years.

if you hold the door open for a bitch that doesnt match any of the above, every person with a vagina in her family owes you pussy. its CLEARLY in the bible.

now you hoes can finally live your "independent woman" philosophy i hope yall enjoy it let me know how it goes

Bald Hoes

Bald Hoes

By @KaeWAHHHN

What’s Good it’s ya boy Kae and yall know what im about 2 bring 2 the table imma talk 2 yall about “Hairless Hoes” Now before you think this post is all bad I do have  1 nice thing 2 say about these inconsiderate hoes. I have been noticing that yall have fat asses and that’s what’s up but that’s where my compliments stop. Now 2 get a better understanding on bald hoes I have 2 tell yall my definition of a bald hoe. Of course we got the traditional bald hoe now these hoes are at the top of the bald hoe chain these are the amber rose type of bald hoes. I remember I was in a barber shop one day and this hoe walks in with her man iight cool she here 2 support her man she here 2 stay even doe his hairline aint but this hoe JUMPS in the barbers chair and gets a Caesar fade with a Steve Harvey lineup this hoe is wildin. that’s them classic bald hoes. Next we got the modern day bald hoes now these bitches got more hair but its still short and they still got the sides faded up. These hoes don’t love they self they the type of hoes that go 2 clubs and do the chicken head strait disrespectful type hoes. Last we got the dirtiest type of bald hoe the aint shit bald hoe. Now these hoes got the most hair out of all 3 but they aint shit these the hoes that we all see with the life support ponytails. Avoid these hoes by all cost, my nigga Chris fucked one of these hoes and the hoe burned the braids off my nigga. Smh these hoes are never 2 be trusted. But with this post you guys can be more aware of these hoes and live a long and successful life and 2 the bald hoes reading this your disgusting and get some help.

The Friend Zone Has Been Breached by @MilfGod

        I know a lot of y'all are excited. "Oh shit... he found a way through!". But before we jump to that conclusion, just know I've never done this... it SHOULD work in theory though. After being banished to the impenetrable friend zone once in high school, I've made it my business to find a way through that shit. The only current method is to tell that bitch to fuck off. But 2012 is the year that we realized that we only live once so we don't have time for that. You want pussy, and you want it now. 

       I know y'all have porn to watch so I'll get right to it: Rape.... hear me out first. 

       You've been this girl's source of info inside the simple world of men. Her shoulder to cry on every time boyfriend A, B & C shitted on her. If she's hungry, you'll fork up a few coins & buttons to feed her. I know for a fact that a few of you have bought her diapers & glow sticks during her period week (I seen it). If she has a kid, you've babysat that bastard while she went on a date with a nigga that ain't even the kid's father. You're essentially her boyfriend without her having to commit to you or give you pussy. (The niggas she's currently dating are highly appreciative, by the way.)

        How do you think an employee feels after they've slaved for weeks putting  in overtime? Doing shit that isn't even in their job description, only to find out that they won't be paid accordingly? That office is getting shot the fuck up, right? Same applies here. You have to take a stand. You feel something is yours? Take it. She's your friend. She'll understand. 

        The negative possibilities are too obvious to mention, so let's focus on some unexplored outcomes on the positive side:

       1) She might like it: How many times has she told you she liked rough sex and a nigga that's in control? Numerous times. She's told you how to get her box countless times & didn't even realize it. Hair pulled, ass smacked, thumb in her butt... that can all be done within 6 seconds. If u make it seem more like a crime of passion rather than violence, she may start to get into it & see you in a new light.

       2) The law won't be an issue: Chances are if you're in this situation, she knows you're a pussy so she won't call the cops on you. She doesn't want to see her best friend incarcerated. ESPECIALLY on her behalf. She can't deal with that guilt. Because at the end of the day, it's technically her fault that you had to take these measures. And beside all that: REAL FRIENDS DON'T CALL THE COPS ON FRIENDS! You're protected by the laws of nature & social constructs.

      3) Trump Card: This dumb bitch has told you all of her secrets like you could really be trusted with the shit. She tells you shit that she should be telling her boyfriend, but she won't bother the star player with this rambling. That's your job ya bench warmer. But if she was to put your poor soul into a tight spot by telling the police about your courageous act, you'd have revenge. Because you don't deserve the way she's reacting to the situation. She wants to play dirty, you can play dirty too. Send a kite to ya boys on the outside, have them make a fake FB or Twitter page. Destroy her life to the furthest extent that the cyber world allows. Don't let her have a crazy good job, because that means you might have to e-mail all the corporate execs the links to this shit. Pics of her bussin it wide open on Memorial Day for Young Jeezy, videos of her slobbin down her cousin (even HE was gettin the pussy while you wasn't getting a damn thing), the whole nine. The works. Pour it on!

  

         I don't condone crimes unless you're getting money from them. But there is some grey area with how we interpret sexual abuse. If it's been happening all these years, it must be a natural occurrence. And if she's truly your friend, she'll understand why you took it that far. And if I've learned anything from buying Nike's all these years, it's that you 'just do it' and worry about consequences after you get that nut like all real men do.