Monday, April 9, 2012

My Latin Obsession - by @MilfGod

           It's been a lil while, but you still the same ho you were when I left. You pregnant yet? No? We gon fix that.
Something close to mi corazon
           This for the fellas anyway. Something very close to my heart (dick): Latinas. From Brazilians to Mexicans. Panamanians to Cubans. Loud ass Puerto Ricans to crazy ass Domincans
I speak for all black dudes when I say we'd love to stick our reproductive organs in your small pink vaginas. The ones that taste like cafe con leche & guava pastries from Publix. Tongues that taste like a spice cabinet sponsored by GOYA. Hair that smells like flowers & salsa con queso.

            I don't want to sound like the ignorant chauvinist that I really am. But it's almost as if y'all were designed to get your vaginas thrashed. Y'all make loose pussy so desirable. I could care less if u were a whore in the favelas of Rio De Janeiro, someone I know will fuck you raw. Won't even blink either.



Puerto Ricans: Boricuas are my personal favorite. Y'all look like lil coqui frogs when y'all hit 30 but I still ya. Ever since my first PR Day parade & first time watching the 100% video by Pun, I wanted to eat arroz con pollo off your gorgeous faces. I grew up with y'all but I hadn't hit puberty yet. Forgive me for all the times I ignored you.













Dominicanas: I got mixed feelings about you hoes. I'm Haitian so y'all treat me like a slave but I still like to look at y'all. I used to go to Washington Heights all the time. I jackoff from my memories. Only shit yall piss me off with is when yall darker than me but swear up & down you ain't black. Stop it, Marisol. You a Shaniqua with an accent. That being said, that golden brown tint on your skin gets my Haitian sugar cane grow.










Fake tits or not, I'm eating a chalupa off them shits











Mexicanas: Y'all catch so much heat. Lemme throw my cape on real quick. Y'all got such beautiful skin. All yall gotta do is watch yall weight. Yall eat two tacos & gain 6 ounces off top. I hear the pussy is amazing either way. All fertile & whatnot. Yall cook the best among Latinas too (idc idc idc). As long as yall scream "Ay, papi!!" like the others, the pinatas in my scrotum are yours.







Brazilians, Colombians, Panamanians & Cubans got next. Dont get your spicy lil panties in a bunch.