Alright, listen up women, yall claim to be smarter than men and running around screaming how smart yall are but lets see if that is really true?
1. How come yall cant seem to realize a nigga just dont give a decimal of fucks about you?
I know a girl who has a "boyfriend" and i put that in quotes because she really has a master instead of a "boyfriend". This nigga has been caught red handed cheating but the nigga gets rewarded WITH MORE PUSSY FROM THE SAME GIRL.....Ok so if a nigga cheats that bitch gets momentarily mad but all he had to do is sweet talk and kiss her on the neck and the bitch is parking his penis in her pussy again. Girls will downgrade their morals just to feel 'loved' but yall smarter than us tho
2. Girls scream, and dont argue
Girls dont really argue, cuz an argument is when two people lay their ideas and try to find a solution. Bitches dont do that.....You ever give a bitch a logical answer and she just starts screaming random bullshit to distract ur brain from the real problems....JUST IGNORE THAT BULLSHIT CUZ SHE ISNT SAYING ANYTHING. MEN ARGUE WITH LOGIC, BITCHES JUST SCREAM AND THINK WITH THEIR FEELINGS. Any person who thinks with their heart is clearly a neanderthal of a human being, why do u possess a brain then??
3. Women love acting like they know everything
You ever catch a bitch thinkin she know sports, rap, sneakers, etc...She might start rambling that she knows rap music but when u start asking her questions about great rappers, she gives u songs that are only singles. How can you judge a rapper from just 'singles'....thats when i realize bitches do no research, they just watch TV and Radio. They love acting like they have no time to listen to albums and do research but have time to watch dumb ass reality shows that dumb down their brains.
(ANY BITCH WHO SAY MIAMI HEATS, IS ALSO A MORON...HOW CAN HEAT BE PLURAL??...AGAIN BITCHES ARE DUMB)
in conclusion bitches arent really that smart, they are just great detectives and schemers, but they dont build, invent, create nothing that has made men and women progress as human beings.....give me one invention that a women created... (arguments, drama, babies dont count lmao).
NOW GET BACK TO YOUR POSTS (KITCHENS) AND INVENT ME A MVP TYPE SANDWICH :)
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Lil' Wayne And His Fans...Aliens? - @TweetsMeetEvil
Huddle up niggas, huddle up. By now I'm positive that all people with a working nervous system have stopped or limited their consumption of Lil' Wayne lyrics in the year 2012. However there are some people (aliens) who choose to be an insolent moron and listen to Young Tuna Salad religiously, and I am not okay with this one bit.
So I was in the car with my friend today and the fuck boy X 4 *Rick Ross voice* plugged his I-Pod in, and played Wayne's "Racks" freestyle and by the time I heard "Eat that pussy like cold pizza" I had enough and asked why are you making me suffer for?...I gave you your gas money. But Anyways, he then went on to say "Weezy the best rapper I don't care what you think", I then asked politely if he could Gucci Mane my ass the entire fuck outta the vehicle.
I went home and gave all of this some deep thought and asked myself a series of questions like shit...
A. Do Weezy fans hear what the rest of us are listening to?
B. Do they feel some type of guilt that he is garbage juice and are only pretending to like him?
C. Has he brainwashed them to the point where they can't let go?
D. Are They Aliens?
E. All Of The Above
Well, I thought about this really hard....and the only logical answer would be choice D, please lemme explain brah.
No human being born on planet Earth will find Lil' Tuna Casserole's music to be TOLERABLE....only an alien from outerspace can sit there and enjoy this shit like its all kosher and not be diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy b no fucking way. What made me realize that my theory is 100% right would be the discovery I stumbled upon in Wayne's music itself.
Wayne has said numerous times that "We are not the same I am Martian".....could this be the truth? Is he from another planet? Does he know Invader Zim personally?? who knows. But what put the icing on the cake was the fact he had and album in 2010 titled "I Am Not A Human Being." The proof is in the pudding right there booboo. Also, why was the album released digitally first? hmmm raises eyebrows indeed.
Can't tell if Wayne fans have either been already been aliens from birth or turned into one as they got deeper into his "music" but all I know is that they are not from this world...they are ALIENS, and have the brain capacity of monsters n beings in Chalkzone.
So I was in the car with my friend today and the fuck boy X 4 *Rick Ross voice* plugged his I-Pod in, and played Wayne's "Racks" freestyle and by the time I heard "Eat that pussy like cold pizza" I had enough and asked why are you making me suffer for?...I gave you your gas money. But Anyways, he then went on to say "Weezy the best rapper I don't care what you think", I then asked politely if he could Gucci Mane my ass the entire fuck outta the vehicle.
I went home and gave all of this some deep thought and asked myself a series of questions like shit...
A. Do Weezy fans hear what the rest of us are listening to?
B. Do they feel some type of guilt that he is garbage juice and are only pretending to like him?
C. Has he brainwashed them to the point where they can't let go?
D. Are They Aliens?
E. All Of The Above
Well, I thought about this really hard....and the only logical answer would be choice D, please lemme explain brah.
No human being born on planet Earth will find Lil' Tuna Casserole's music to be TOLERABLE....only an alien from outerspace can sit there and enjoy this shit like its all kosher and not be diagnosed with Cerebral Palsy b no fucking way. What made me realize that my theory is 100% right would be the discovery I stumbled upon in Wayne's music itself.
Wayne has said numerous times that "We are not the same I am Martian".....could this be the truth? Is he from another planet? Does he know Invader Zim personally?? who knows. But what put the icing on the cake was the fact he had and album in 2010 titled "I Am Not A Human Being." The proof is in the pudding right there booboo. Also, why was the album released digitally first? hmmm raises eyebrows indeed.
Can't tell if Wayne fans have either been already been aliens from birth or turned into one as they got deeper into his "music" but all I know is that they are not from this world...they are ALIENS, and have the brain capacity of monsters n beings in Chalkzone.
Slaughterhouse - Hammer Dance
New Slaughterhouse with Mr. Fade In The Shade himself warning his twitter enemies & bullies that even though he may get smacked up by Wu-Tang & a couple exes, he does in fact keep the weapon on him. Okay...
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DJ Drama feat. Jeezy, T.I., Luda & Future - We In This Bitch
New DJ Drama equipped with Jeezy ad libs, weak T.I. punchlines & of course a tone deaf Future hook. Enjoy!
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Monday, February 27, 2012
“Fighting Over Hoes” - @KaeWAHHHN
What’s good yall its Kae and we gotta get serious for a moment. There’s going 2 be a point in your relationship where you have 2 fight over or for your lady……………SIKE nigga you should never fight over no hoe that’s that fuck nigga shit. And I know what yall thinking “but Kae what if a nigga just disrespects your girl while yall out or something.” Now lets think about this Why would a nigga just randomly disrespect my girl that MUST mean my ho was out in these streets Talking reckless 2 some niggas which led 2 her getting disrespected now the bitch probably thought I was gonna stick up for her ass so she wanted 2 talk shit 2 Ray Ray And Them and for that the inconsiderate bitch deserves whatever ass whooping them nigga give 2 her.
And I know what yall nigga is thinking “if I fight for her now imma get some pussy later” WRONG the bitch is gonna thank you for fighting for her but lets be real you just fought for her nigga you face probably bleeding nshit and she don’t no hoe want a nigga drippin blood all on her sheets nshit. How you gone try 2 maneuver in the pussy while holding ya face cuz ol boy punched the shit outta you??? So yall can dead that myth that aint getting you no pussy
Punk ass r&b singer "The Weeknd" - @jesusxdon
someone get this nigga a goddamn bed bath and beyond gift card
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