First, let's look at the history & etymology (SAT swag) of the words ho & hoes. Ho is originally derived from the word whore. A whore is someone that exchanges sexual favors for either money, food, hair weave or Louis purses (services not limited to those listed). Whores are nothing new. It's actually the oldest profession in the world. Some whores are self-employed, some are controlled by pimps, usually a man... sometimes a madam. (also an old profession. Hey, somebody gotta keep these hoes in line right?) So whether you're an escort, a skrippa or a "waitress" at a strip joint, you're a prostitute for profiting off of sex... thus making you a ho.Next thing we have to look at is what we define as a ho. Personally, I define a ho as someone that uses her body to get ahead or cannot control her sexual urges. However, a common misconception is that these are necessarily bad things. Socially they are, economically they aren't. Being a ho amongst social circles be it classmates, co-workers, clubs, or social networks (LMAO) can & will carry a negative connotation. Ho behavior is indicative of loose morals or no self-respect. Which is bullshit, because you could not be a ho, but still display these things. But I digress...
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So now that we have a good understanding of what a ho is & why they exist, we have to analyze why this is an estrogen-based affliction. It's very simple too: it's all perception. I never overhead a girl talk session at a slumber party so I don't know what girls talk about at their tribunals. However, I do know that if the group is small enough, they will reveal their most recent sexual exploits to either destroy/build up the rep of the male(s) involved. But if the group is too big, they most likely won't tell all that stuff to avoid everyone they know thinking they're hoes. Which is dumb anyway, because that small group is just as likely to tell your business, but we all know bitches are stupid.
So we can already see that females base their decisions off what other people might think (as much as they SWEAR they do not). This can only mean being a ho has nothing to do with the actions of a ho, but more so what other people may perceive as ho behavior. Hence the new millennium cliche "lady in the streets, but a slut in the bedroom". She will try her hardest to put up the front of not being a ho, but will not give a millimeter of fucks when behind closed doors or at least when she thinks nobody's watching. Nobody wants to be known as the village slut. The shame that comes with it is too much.
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| Yeah, I'm a ho... BUT I'M GETTIN PUSSY BEEEEEEEYOTCH!!!!!!! |
I wish I could nail this shit to the doors of the White House. It's that serious. Stop asking "how come girls can be hoes, but guys can't?". Because bitch, YOU make yourself a ho! Not us. You don't wanna be seen as a ho, we do. It's that simple. Haven't you bitches seen movies like "How To Be A Player" or "The Wood"? The nigga that gets the most pussy will always be THAT NIGGA. And because y'all are the hoes that y'all are, you always wanna fuck THAT NIGGA. Therefore, we will continue trying to become THAT NIGGA. THAT NIGGA getting all the pussy.
